Monday, November 20, 2006

Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Whatever Hair You Have Left

You see, we're all getting it wrong. We can't achieve peace because we're not sophisticated and sensitive enough to know how. Lucky some people are. Tigerhawk looks at the campaign by the Global Orgasm for Peace whose goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace. The organization's web site says that mass simultaneous orgasms can alter the Earth's "energy field."

See how easy it is? Heck and you thought it was difficult.


Blogger Deuce ☂ said...

Can I make a crown of them?

11/20/2006 07:40:00 AM  
Blogger Deuce ☂ said...

growing their way to peace

11/20/2006 07:44:00 AM  
Blogger Peter Grynch said...

I'm guessing these ladies will participate...

11/20/2006 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger Evan said...

Everyone knows Marx's remark about history repeating itself. This appears to be farce becoming history. In 1979 Tony Henra, Christopher Cerf and Peter Elbling published a hilarious book called "The 80s: A Look Back at the Tumultuous Decade," purporting to be a history of the decade yet to come. One of the stories was in fact about a simultaneous international moment of orgasm designed to achieve world peace, which collapsed amid Iran boasting that they had the best orgasms and one nation (England, I think, but I wouldn't swear to it) desperately trying to hold it long enough.

11/20/2006 08:14:00 AM  
Blogger Teresita said...

"I guess they weren't kidding when they said ignorance is bliss," Woman Catholic said anticlimactically.

11/20/2006 08:15:00 AM  
Blogger desert rat said...

I guess I can donate to World Peace, anyway I can.

Not much of a sacrifiec to make.
Seems appropriate.

11/20/2006 08:24:00 AM  
Blogger Ursus said...

Onan, call your office! To say that this project, if not a hoax, is beyond stupid is giving it too much credit.

11/20/2006 09:02:00 AM  
Blogger Joe Buzz said...

A hippie friend called and asked if I was coming? which I replied "Nope...just breathing heavy".....after running to catch the phone.

11/20/2006 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing December 22 doesn’t fall on a Sunday with preachers exhorting us to “Come to Jesus!” That would be really wrong.

Wouldn't it be nice if protesters did their nudity and sex for peace rallies where they'd really do some good, as in Iran, Gaza, Lebanon and Pakistan?

11/20/2006 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger Jrod said...

I'm gonna start now.

11/20/2006 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger Yashmak said...

Jrod, you better pace yourself. Dec 22 is a ways off yet.

11/20/2006 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

And when they've orgasm'd, then what?

Sticky knickers, that's what.

11/20/2006 02:52:00 PM  
Blogger Baillie said...

That's going to be a mite difficult for all those circumcised Muslim women, isn't it?

11/20/2006 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger RWE said...

By any chance are these the same people who, about 13 years ago, assured us that Global Warming could be solved if everyone on the planet would just stop breathing for a couple of hours?

That approach will also work for the peace problem. Them first.

11/20/2006 04:47:00 PM  
Blogger Fat Man said...

I can testify that aging boomers may not be able to participate in this one, no matter how much they would like to.

11/20/2006 08:02:00 PM  
Blogger mts said...

I'm all for the idea of orgasm being the source of peace. Now, who all here wants to fight after having one? Usually, fighting is the last thing on anyone's mind. Just laying around half spaced in the afterglow is 99% of what anyone wants.

The trouble is, the jihadists aren't the ones participating.

11/22/2006 01:30:00 PM  

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