Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Whatever Hair You Have Left
You see, we're all getting it wrong. We can't achieve peace because we're not sophisticated and sensitive enough to know how. Lucky some people are. Tigerhawk looks at the campaign by the Global Orgasm for Peace whose goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace. The organization's web site says that mass simultaneous orgasms can alter the Earth's "energy field."
See how easy it is? Heck and you thought it was difficult.
posted by wretchardthecat at 11/20/2006 07:29:00 AM
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Can I make a crown of them?
growing their way to peace
Everyone knows Marx's remark about history repeating itself. This appears to be farce becoming history. In 1979 Tony Henra, Christopher Cerf and Peter Elbling published a hilarious book called "The 80s: A Look Back at the Tumultuous Decade," purporting to be a history of the decade yet to come. One of the stories was in fact about a simultaneous international moment of orgasm designed to achieve world peace, which collapsed amid Iran boasting that they had the best orgasms and one nation (England, I think, but I wouldn't swear to it) desperately trying to hold it long enough.
"I guess they weren't kidding when they said ignorance is bliss," Woman Catholic said anticlimactically.
I guess I can donate to World Peace, anyway I can.
Not much of a sacrifiec to make.
Seems appropriate.
I'm gonna start now.
Jrod, you better pace yourself. Dec 22 is a ways off yet.
That's going to be a mite difficult for all those circumcised Muslim women, isn't it?
By any chance are these the same people who, about 13 years ago, assured us that Global Warming could be solved if everyone on the planet would just stop breathing for a couple of hours?
That approach will also work for the peace problem. Them first.
I can testify that aging boomers may not be able to participate in this one, no matter how much they would like to.
I'm all for the idea of orgasm being the source of peace. Now, who all here wants to fight after having one? Usually, fighting is the last thing on anyone's mind. Just laying around half spaced in the afterglow is 99% of what anyone wants.
The trouble is, the jihadists aren't the ones participating.
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