Monday, October 23, 2006

As the world turns 3

The department of whaddya know. Authorities say a would-be burglar's plot was foiled when he got stuck -- naked -- in the window of a house. The suspect claimed he had been forced at gunpoint to attempt entry by a man he only knew by his first name. He was finally freed by rescuers from the airconditioner opening.

Man, I hope he gets better advice from his lawyer than he did from his unknown acquaintance.


Blogger Peter Grynch said...

Obviously he made up that story to keep his Spiderman identity a secret.

Truth is stranger than fiction because truth doesn't have to make sense...

10/23/2006 06:37:00 PM  
Blogger Woman Catholic said...

There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them.

10/23/2006 06:37:00 PM  
Blogger charlotte said...

The man's first name must be Rob.

Rob should've covered for Dennis.

10/23/2006 06:59:00 PM  
Blogger Andrewsdad said...

I guess burglary is only one of his shortcomings



10/23/2006 08:12:00 PM  
Blogger RAB said...

In an odd twist, he appears to be the inventor of the internet, eGore.

10/24/2006 02:28:00 PM  

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