Too little, too late
PETA wants a vegetarian diet for a cannibalism suspect incarcerated in Texas. It's hard to tell who makes more sense in this suspect? The cannibalism suspect, PETA or the sherriff with his deadpan (pardon the pun) answer? PETA said: "Only in a culture where people routinely kill and eat living, feeling beings would anyone even think to kill and eat a human loved one". And the sherriff answered that "in all of his years as sheriff there has not been one case of cannibalism in his jail, much less cannibalism caused by serving meat to the prisoners."