Saturday, July 21, 2007

Out there

Time for another weekend post. (Yeah I know the weekend has just started.) Some posts ago I casually mentioned that the feared Commander Robot of the Abu Sayyaf got his nickname by being adept at the robot dance. If you think this too wildly improbable to be true, then click on Read more! to see what low-life plug uglies in Philippine prison are up to. (Hat tip: Brick Muppet Blog)


Blogger Paul said...

Thriller in Manila!

7/21/2007 04:26:00 AM  
Blogger Starling said...

I was half-expecting West Side Story. That said, it is worth noting that more than a few esoteric and spiritual traditions advise and teach the redirection and sublimation of procreative energies into creative endeavors like art, song, and dance.

If such practices do have a salutary effect, then it looks like these reprobates are well on the road to redemption, with the possible exception of the "girl" in white.

7/21/2007 04:53:00 AM  
Blogger 3Case said...

Did they get any good time credit for that production?

7/21/2007 07:16:00 AM  
Blogger What is "Occupation" said...

Newsflash, just in from Gaza...

Voguing is now in Vogue in Gaza!

Voguing arose as a part of the underground gay culture in Harlem in the 1930's, thus when the Moslem Brotherhood founder, Hassan al-Banna, visited the USA about that time he fell addicted to American Gay Black men and their sexual practices.

Hassan al-Banna, fearing his leanings toward this lifestyle in public, he fled back to the safety of the womb of Islam, Egypt. Where he could find all the slaves he wished to sexually assault under the cover of his own home. Thus being able to live out both Voguing and his addiction to African men.

No matter how hard, Hassan al-Banna, tried to bury this fetish it was instilled in the Moslem Brotherhood and secret dance and sexual practices followed. Thus the connection to it's offspring Hamas.

Today, Hamas has quietly followed in the footsteps of Hassan al-Banna and started to teach and train it's members how to "Vogue" and other "practices" we are not at liberty to discuss.

But now all through out Hamasistan this legacy lives on!

Thus springing from the underground gay lifestyles from Harlem to Gaza a shared love for Gay culture is had.

It has since become an intrinsic part of the life for people involved with drag houses across North America, Rafal and of course, Gaza City, where the opening prayers are started with a chorus of Madonna and YMCA, together with 2,000 Armed, dressed in black, hooded Hamas fighters.

Formal competitions occur in the form of balls held by "clans", a term used to describe collectives of dancers and performers usually headed by a matriarchal figure or "mom" and in homage to the 1st female suicide bomber ,
In a traditional ball there are categories announced in advance, often dozens. For each round with titles like "schoolboy/schoolgirl," "marytr," "fem queen" and "allah realness." Each clan that attends the ball would prepare to enter as many of the categories as possible and many of the dancers will enter multiple categories. A panel of shria judges will watch along with the audience as the category is called and all the contestants enter the floor and try to convince everyone (no shooting allowed at this level) in the room that they are the very definition of that category. If there are two or more contestants who are clearly tied for the trophy then a dance-off quickly ensues with the crowds approval swaying the judges' decision. The trophies can be awarded right then or bundled at the end with an overall trophy.

This trend of Vogue style expression is expected to spread to many islamic points soon...

Allah Akbar!!!

Mohammed is Great and Vogues...

7/21/2007 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger newscaper said...

80's Playboy Playmate Ola Ray was a helluva lot sexier in the original!

7/21/2007 10:53:00 AM  

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